Salted Milk Caramel, Tiramisu & Coffee filling

 

Joke April '19 

 

GOLDEN SALOON

 

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

 

"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"

 

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

 

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
" Yes it is," bartender answers.
" Do you have huge golden doors?"
" Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
" Most certainly do."
" What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

 

    

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Milk in Salted Caramel is good for the brain.
Milk  not only does the body good, reserach suggests it's also good for the brain. In one study, people who drank milk had lower risks of thromboembolic stroke (which occurs when a clot blocks blood flow to the brain).
Milk contains all kinds fo nutrients besides calcium, and it did appear to be protective.
The milk drinkers tended to be leaner, more physically active, and to eat healthier foods.
A possible partner on weight loss
Some research suggests that calcium and other substances in milk help regulate weight loss. Studies suggest that calcium blocks fat storage in cells that add inches to the stomach, hips and thighs.
Our Salted Caramel is:   Gluten Free  -   Wheat Free   -    Soy Free
High in Protein - for healthy muscles
High in Calcium - for bone strength
Good source of Potassium - for low blood pressure
 
 
 
There is some debate regarding Tiramisu's origin. It may have originated as a variation of another layered dessert, the zuppa inglese, and Italian version of the English trifle.
 
Other sources report the creation of the cake to have originated in the cty of Siena. Some confectioners were said to have created it in honour of Cosimo III on the occasion of his visit to the city. 
 
 
Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted seeds, commonly called coffee beans, of the coffee plant. They are seeds of coffee cherries that grow on trees in over 70 countries, cultivated primarily in Latin America, Southeast Asia, and Africa.
 
Green unroasted coffee is one of the most traded agricultural commodities in the world. Due to its caffeine content , coffee often has a stimulating effect on humans.