JOKE OF THE MONTH - JULY '10 HIGHWAY 101 A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway. The conversation went like this: Police officer: "Why were you driving so slowly?" Nun driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit." Police officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number." Nun: "Oh, I'm so sorry , Officer, I didn't know that.'' Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from hoding on to each other too tightly. Police officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?" Nun: "Oh, we just got off Highway 101 a few miles ago." ------------------------------------------ Crella Coffee Filling/Spread is Made in Australia from Local Ingredients. Gluten Free -- Wheat Free -- Nut Free -- Soy Free High in Protein - for healthy muscles High in Calcium - for bone strength Good source of Potassium - for low blood pressure
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