JOKE OF THE MONTH - MARCH '10 Hunting Two men go bear hunting. While one stays in the cabin, the other goes out looking for a bear. He soon finds a huge bear and shoot at it, but only wounds it. The enraged bear charges toward him, he drops his rifle and starts running for the cabin as fast as he can. He runs pretty fast but the bear is just a little faster and gains on him with every step. Just as he reaches the open cabin door, he trips and falls flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear trips over him and goes rolling into the cabin. The man jumps up, closes the cabin door and yells to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!" ------------------------------------------ No other food or beverage comes close to providing as many antioxidants in our diets as coffee. "One or two cups a day can be helpful, but more than that is counterproductive. The antioxidants in coffee may protect against colon cancer, diabetes, and Parkinson's disease, studies show. Doctor's Top Tip "The best way to enjoy your coffee is caffeinated with milk, for extra calcium."
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